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Cancer Demotivational Poster


TAGS: education mind cancer
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sean - January 27, 2018, 7:38 pm
Dear Sho. Just saw this now for the first time. It reminds me of Stephen J. Gould's question: how many men and women of Albert Einstein's cerebral caliber lived and died as mere slaves in the old South. We'll never know. Just poorer as a result.
Sho - August 11, 2015, 3:44 pm
No, not anyone can afford one
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:15 pm
And before someone starts on free European College, look at the tax base, what it takes to get in, and please don't forget the fees that almost equal US tuition rates.
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:06 pm
Anyone can afford an education. You just want to want it bad enough. The real tragedy is the loss of brilliant minds in the socially and morally bankrupt edges of society.
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:13 pm
Then our system of education is broken!

I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A PET... - ...now i have cancer

TAGS: smoking wish cancer
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Rubicas

forseti - May 3, 2010, 12:24 pm
that's so bad... 5L!

CIGARETTES - Quitting them will add years to your life The catch is that it will add them To the wrong end.

they gave us blankets -

TAGS: smallpox cancer war
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - April 2, 2015, 10:02 am
Great! L L L L L
concern3 - April 2, 2015, 6:21 am
Lord that truly is reality a 5er


TAGS: single ex cheat cancer
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:40 pm
Good stuff...
dy2012 - May 6, 2012, 3:31 am
lol nice

Angelina Jolie -

TAGS: angelina jolie breast cancer treatment
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 5, 2015, 2:57 pm
If you're referring to a time when they were - how should we say - full, then yes. However when she started looking borderline anorexic and they were already shriveling up, I think THAT is when the bemoaning should've began. :-D
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:04 pm
Can I bemoan the loss of her tit to the rest of us?
falloutghoul - June 14, 2013, 9:13 am
Thus is the vice of for-profit medical practices at the use of corporations.

I'M SORRY - It's Cancer.... In your common sense.

DOCTOR CTHULHU - He will scare the shit and the cancer right out of you.

TAGS: doctor cthulhu cancer shit healthcare reform
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 12:18 am
And I thought MY timmy was stupid.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey, here's an idea. F*ck off.
TokinFire - February 18, 2010, 11:25 pm
Cthulhu is a Great Old One, not an Elder God. Douchebag.
Overlord Douchebag - February 18, 2010, 10:53 pm
I tried to be a doctor once. Then I found out it was more helping people than it was all-you-can-eat buffet soul-wise. Dropped out, majored in Elder God Studies.
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:36 pm
Dr.Zoidberg I presume.
Reason - February 18, 2010, 7:48 pm
Perfect for an EGD poster. I can't think of an idea though.

REAL MEN DRINK PINK - Fight Breast Cancer!

UV RADIATION DAMAGE - Its A Myth Just Like Global Warming. If It Exists, Show Me The Proof.

TAGS: radiation cancer tan leather
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

premiumgrade - October 16, 2013, 3:03 am
10/4 on that, Pikeman.
Pikeman - August 24, 2012, 5:46 pm
False argument. Just because UV damage is real, does not mean that a unrelated subject is true. Especially since the high priests of AGW have deemed the sun's output as irrelevant to global warming.
MPsniper - August 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
just wash my eyes... in bleach.

THE WEAK QUIT SMOKING - The strong fight cancer

TAGS: quit smoking or fight cancer
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by elixiri

motifayk - February 16, 2013, 1:20 am
Same here, stay 5trong like a lion and fight cancer. Fav'd.
Hawamleh - June 3, 2012, 10:59 pm
effin fav'd and 5lioned


TAGS: cancer facebook heath fail
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

robbidos - January 28, 2013, 9:26 pm
apparently you can die from it, stupid that is

HONESTY - Sometimes, the truth hurts


TAGS: cancer humans stubborn hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 6, 2011, 4:37 pm
well we caught it way too late.
falloutghoul - September 5, 2011, 11:02 pm
If we caught it early enough, treatment would've made it go away.


TAGS: panda mate scientist cancer cure
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - March 30, 2013, 9:32 am
So does Ebola, and at least cancers can be treated.


TAGS: bald baldness cancer
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 8:17 am
Thank You... : )
aggressiveneutrality - October 3, 2012, 7:29 am
Lol..five shaved lions.

HAPPY SPIDER! - Ironically, he's going through a pretty rough divorce now and his cancer has returned.

TAGS: happy spider irony depression divorce cancer sad arachnid
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Haarakkon - May 15, 2009, 10:57 am
I never thought I'd envy the Praying Mantis males, but I have to rethink that position now, MWLF.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am
Yeah, child support is a bitch when you're an insect. That and buying birthday gifts for the duomillituplets.
MO - May 12, 2009, 9:51 pm
Not to mention now he's gonna leave behind 2,500 curtain climbers.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 2:56 pm
My cancer lied to me. She claimed to be a libra.
Fatty - May 12, 2009, 2:39 pm
+5 Bulgy! Good'un

CELL PHONE - I assure you--it's not a tumor!

TAGS: hands free cell phone radiation cancer tumor
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

Archivis - January 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
Ghetto Bluetooth... nice


TAGS: skin cancer wrinkles
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 9:04 pm


BRAIN CANCER - What happens when you think banning assault weapons will bring down crime.

TAGS: guns ted kennedy control brain cancer
Rating: 2.39/5

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amadeo122 - May 9, 2011, 6:35 am
wow, I guess this is what they call "christian family values" the good thing is that if there really is a god, all these pieces of worthless shit are going to burn together in the depths of the last ring in hell. Go read the bible for once you ignorants.
LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 8:43 am
Maybe the posters below are all related to Mary Jo Kopechne? Would that still make THEM the scumbag? I think not...
Derek Gunn - June 24, 2009, 4:47 am
Wow, you guys are a pack of scumbags.
Mark - January 24, 2009, 3:56 pm
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Anonymous - November 3, 2008, 6:03 pm
Brain cancer, because liver failure or drowning would be too appropriate for this murderer.
Dave - October 12, 2008, 9:47 pm
Morgan - June 4, 2008, 7:47 pm
Fuck the Kennedys


TAGS: old age death cancer coffin
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

CloudchaserS - August 17, 2013, 6:10 am
That's OK, I wasn't offended (-:
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 5:21 pm
It figures that other countries would discover and try to eradicate cancer before America. The US was too busy with other frivolous endeavors; specifically building the A-bomb. But that's interesting, didn't know that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 5:16 pm
Cancer, then, is a PC term for death... and tuberculosis.
lgvernon - August 16, 2013, 12:44 pm

'Consumption' meant end-stage tuberculosis, when the disease actually consumed the lungs. The term was broadly used Over time, the various cultures of the world gave the illness different names: yaksma (India), phthisis (Greek), consumptione (Latin)
lgvernon - August 16, 2013, 12:41 pm

'Consumption' was the name they gave tuberculosis. It was HIppocrates who actually gave cancer a name, although physicians had known of its existence for a long time, even then. Greeks referred to cancer as 'karkinos'...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:36 pm
Sorry, I'm bipolar. It really explains my cryptic Motifakes lately, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:36 pm
Sorry, I'm bipolar. It really explains my cryptic Motifakes lately, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:35 pm
You are so right, Cloud. It doesn't take Nostrodomous to see that something worse than the ebola virus is slowly incubating on this planet. And like 1918, all it's going to take to activate it is a little sneeze.
CloudchaserS - August 16, 2013, 12:28 am
And when we have easy cures and preventatives for all forms of cancer, nature will find new ways to kill us in the form of diseases we previously did not live long enough to develop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 11:59 pm
Consumption? How long ago was that?
Reality Lord - August 15, 2013, 8:19 pm

they called it "consumption" back then.


TAGS: just cause yout beat cancer dont mean you can shart on your competition
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:09 pm
heh heh...5/5


TAGS: cancer life faith test curse
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:48 pm
..to be an individual, and most of my current work is about life and whatnot, stuff we can all relate to. so when you come here to have a laugh, leave the hate at the door.
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:45 pm
i may have started my motifaking based on religious and racial views. yet I have never had those beliefs I just used them because they distinguished me, if you check out my later posts you will see that I gave that up and decided that I don't need them..
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:36 pm
*religious Person.
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 3:36 pm
Dude I'm Not A Religious. All Religion Does Is Kill MY People.So Don't Judge Me, Because of My Race.And It Would Be Nice If You Dropped The Judgmental Tone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
HaHaha.....What book?...Hammy is a Muslim. (and a douche)(LMAO!!!)
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:31 pm
lol yeah right - try reading your own book. Original sin? Your book says you're cursed for 'being' alive.
Hawamleh - July 14, 2010, 3:19 pm
Too Bad..
forseti - July 13, 2010, 8:46 am
Faith in myself? Failed again... :/
Hawamleh - July 12, 2010, 7:34 pm
Yes It Does. :D
thatonechick - July 12, 2010, 4:03 pm
Does that make me a testee? Because life treats me like balls sometimes.
Hawamleh - July 12, 2010, 2:40 pm
Thanks Moo+ and Claire, Forsti, its not faith in God, But Faith In Yourself.
Claire - July 12, 2010, 1:15 pm
I normally don't like this type of poster, but this is very good. 5L
forseti - July 12, 2010, 12:27 pm
i failed. i'm an atheist. :/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 10:08 am
Nice one Hammy.....very deep. 5L


TAGS: life time death actor dancer patrick swayze 1952 2009 cancer dirty dancing point break
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - September 12, 2011, 8:43 pm
But we must not overlook his work in Donny Darko, no?
Sean - September 12, 2011, 8:42 pm
Yes! Red Dawn was totally cool.
alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:31 pm
and what about Red Dawn? Wolverines!!
Sean - September 26, 2009, 1:20 am
Point Break is a classic. Totally great movie.
synik - September 26, 2009, 1:17 am
Dont forget he was in The Outsiders as well.
Zed - September 15, 2009, 5:31 am
As well as Steel Dawn.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:09 am
And Sam Elliot. HE was a Way cooler character than Pats character, but never forget... If we don't appreciate this movie it leaves Ghost, Black Dog, And Dirty Dancing.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 4:02 am
Roadhouse? Ugh. The best part of that was the "Saturday night thing"
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:00 am
Poor PAt, he died a slow death, that no poster maker will show, especially how he looked at the end. In memory Pat, because you did Roadhouse and killed a guy by ripping his throat out with your bare hand.

CANCER - The tumors are progressing.

TAGS: cancer 4chan 4ailchan
Rating: 2.38/5
bhaalgorn - December 18, 2008, 2:21 am




AHMADINEJAD - The Result of Treating Cancer With Madcow

NO CURE FOR CANCER - [about cigarettes] The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin. Denis Leary

TAGS: no cure for cancer denis leary
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by cj29

Mongo - June 2, 2010, 1:39 pm
"Rescue Me" begins anew this month!
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 12:59 pm
Fuck you, Leary. Bill Hicks had the better jokes, you hack. "Here's my plan for stopping smoking: first I'm gonna lose one lung, then I'm gonna lose the other one, and that's it."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 3:13 am
Meat tastes like murder and murder tastes good.....1L

Anus Cancer -


TAGS: cancer mri chemotherapy radiation seems legit
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 11:55 pm
Me too. Not detecting an A1 though.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:18 pm
All of a sudden I have detected within me a subliminal hankerin’ for a T-bone steak


TAGS: cancer smoke dirty habits child
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:50 pm
My own wording, took me a while to get the words juuuuussssssst right
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:48 pm
You're wording? Or another's? Regardless, my first impression is "Awesome poster". And "parenting fail." ;) 5L


Warning -


AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)

TAGS: hot dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!




TAGS: life time death actress farrah fawcett cancer 1947 2009 tv icon charlie angel blond
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by giulio

k - July 22, 2009, 5:46 pm
I thought it was Farrah, not Ferrah.
Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:27 pm
wow!!! that is deep.

ARTERIOSCLEROSIS - On her death bed, I promised mama I wouldn't die of cancer.

CANCER - I am sorry I caused all that cancer. I promise it will not happen again.

TAGS: cancer
Rating: 2.44/5

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CANCER - Make you immortal.


Spray Tans -

TAGS: quote tans failed spray colour cancer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - September 10, 2015, 5:10 am
I call it ‘comfortably musty’.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:04 pm
Aw come on Steve, be fair. Probably the most/only action Mr. Gary's junk has seen in the past month. Let it have it's moment to shine before it's stuffed back into that dark, dirty lint filled place it calls home.
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 10:55 pm
I know, titillating, right?
steve1961 - August 21, 2015, 2:05 pm
A month later and we are STILL talking about GaryO's junk...?
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 7:23 am
Now we’re gettin’ somewhere. Thought I recognized the top of yer fuzzy head. Good thing Vernon popped in and back out. She’d be all over this subject of whale peepees. (welcome back, BTW)
MissPriss - August 21, 2015, 2:20 am
Isn't that how you circumcise a whale...4skin divers?
GaryO - August 20, 2015, 4:51 am
that's NOT a blanket! (dam foreskin anyway)
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:08 am
Yep and we all knew it would Silvie.
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:04 am
It's Motifake...where else would we go hun?
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:03 am
Sausage? I'd say piggy in a blanket...bahaha...sorry Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:02 am
Count yourself lucky that Silvie beat me to that thought...teehee.
Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 10:00 pm
Someone had to say it!
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 6:30 am
had to go there, didn't we..
Silverheart - July 25, 2015, 6:06 am

And the orangest gentleman's sausage, too
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 4:48 am
Rubbed some on myself once. Had the orangest palms in LA

Scientific Research -

real men -

Who's There? -

TAGS: cancer
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 26, 2015, 12:10 am
luv, lust, I'll take what I can get, even in the form of a good stool softener
MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 2:06 pm
Toss up between a 5L for being so funny or a 1L for being so true...okay cuz I luvs ya Mr. Gary a 5L.

David Bowie -

TAGS: david bowie death cancer quote rip
Rating: 4.4/5

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NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:31 am
Funny you should say that, for Billy Idol did "To Be a Lover" as tribute to Elvis' influence on him... Thou Billy's singing sounds like Bing, while he's trying to look sexy like Sting did in the day.
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 1:27 pm
No argument. I just appreciate good singing voices, as I tend to replicate the last utterances of an aged diseased yak when attempting to take advantage of shower acoustics.
EmilioDumphque - January 12, 2016, 12:24 pm
I can't say I thought much of Bing's voice either, not when compared to Otis, Aretha, and oh so many others. Elvis was the refutation of everything "Bing"!
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 7:40 am
Yer not alone. Not a big fan of the genre, but the guy had a voice. No strain. And when some genius put him and Bing together (another natural), well...it showed
EmilioDumphque - January 12, 2016, 3:21 am
I must be alone in thinking his stardom (and a few others) heralded the decline of soulfulness in favor of marketing.

My favorite song is cancer -

TAGS: my chemical romance cancer
Rating: 3.5/5

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skateinferno - October 23, 2014, 8:53 pm
Nvm fixed it
skateinferno2 - October 23, 2014, 8:42 pm
It's quite obvious but I'm the same person as Skateinferno( without the two).my password stopped working and I was too lazy to fix it